Funkita Ladies Diamond One Piece - Eye Candy

Our classic training cut with a double bind shoulder strap and modest rear coverage is perfect for lap swimming. Front lining only, this is an easy style that says it all.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance based swimming.

As part of our ongoing agreement with the world’s superpowers to provide them with constant surveillance over the people, we have designed another swimsuit with hidden cameras covering the body. The live video is sent to a central command with our gullible customers none the wiser. It allows big brother to rule the world and gets us a medal every year for being such obedient servants to the greater good.